The Funny Things in LIfe!

A friend just reminded me that I have been too Deep and was wondering where  the humorous Sandy is ! Well, I'm in here somewhere! Strange but true, these little weird things that I write just pop into my mind and I have to write it somewhere! On the funny side...Have you looked into the mirror lately? Well, I have looked into the mirror and I'm not seeing that savvy little chick that I used to be! I see someone with wrinkles, sagging boobs, a saggy ass, and a stomach that has held three kicking babies! My pipes are a little rusty also, but I'm not going there! I'd have to have a couple of glasses of wine or beer to talk about all of those pipes! Lets just say that I keep the toilet paper very near and dear to my heart and ass! Aleve is also a BFF of mine for all of the little aches and pains that I have encountered! Who said that women grow old gracefully? Yes, we can grow old gracefully with lots of plastic surgery, but I'm a nurse and I don't trust those crazy docs out there! So, cheers to growing old, cheers to toilet paper, cheers to aleve, and cheers to my dear friends who love me in spite of all my sags and weaknesses in life!